Tag: Education

  • Creating Character Through Culture: A Workshop with the Atlanta Writers Club

    Creating Character Through Culture: A Workshop with the Atlanta Writers Club

    Georgia State University: Perimeter College – Dunwoody Campus, 2101 Womack Rd, Dunwoody, GA 30338, Building N-C auditorium

    I don’t have an English degree or an MFA in creative writing. Because of my AP English scores, I didn’t take one college level English class. I still have to Google “how to use emdashes.”

    So allow me to invite everyone in the Atlanta area to my first writing workshop! February 18 at 1:30pm the Atlanta Writers Club has invited me to give a workshop on creating compelling and authentic characters by understanding how culture informs identity.

    Because I do in fact know a few things well, but it took me a minute to realize what they are.

    When I first reached out for speaking opportunities as an author, a librarian asked if I had any experience teaching writing workshops and what topics I felt comfortable speaking on. Ummm…Using Chicago style in-text citations? At the mention of “class” or “workshop,” I immediately considered what I’ve been academically trained to do.

    Sure, I secured an agent and traditionally published. That doesn’t mean I know what I’m doing. I’m a self-taught author. I have one novel out. I couldn’t think of any skills I’d be more qualified to speak on than the librarian.

    A book blogger from Nigeria helped me realize what I do uniquely well even among very talented people. She left a review on NetGalley specifically praising the characters in Jaguars and the fact none of them felt patronizing or like a talking stereotype. I read her review and thought “Oh thank God. I didn’t fuck that up.” Then I thought “But it’s actually hard to end up with a stereotype when you consider all of the character’s cultural groups and individual history.”

    Wait. Do other writers not make lists of all the cultural groups their characters belong to? Does the word culture even appear in their thinking?

    I may not have an MFA, but I do have a master’s in international communication. Specifically, I specialized in cross-cultural communication which was basically two years of studying how human culture is learned, used by the brain, can vary between groups and can cause someone to break down sobbing after being asked to get a form signed before using the club pool. (True story. Culture shock is fun!)

    Here’s what I can teach other writers: how to use an understanding of culture to create characters and worlds that are unique, believable and NOT stereotypes. Sci-fi, fantasy and historical fiction authors are often creating cultures that either don’t exist or no one is actively living, but even authors of books set in the present-day or recent past will have to write characters from backgrounds other than their own. While this doesn’t absolve any writer from the responsibility of getting sensitivity readers, a basic understanding of culture and identity formation can help writers avoid patronizing and stereotyping when populating their fictional world with the diversity the exists in the real world and be aware of which groups they need people to read for.

    So come out to the Atlanta Writers Club next meeting at Georgia State Perimeter College – Dunwoody Campus on Saturday, Feb. 18 at 1:30pm. Free for first time visitors! If you can’t make but this course sounds interesting, get in touch! I’d love to give a talk to your community either in-person or virtual.

  • Review of Felpo Filva by Eva Furnari

    Review of Felpo Filva by Eva Furnari

    My second recommendation for this year’s Multicultural Kid Blogs Read Around the World Series is a charming and quirky picture book for kids ages 5 to 9: Felpo Filva by Eva Furnari.

    If you believe children Need Diverse Books #WNDB, then check out the series homepage at Multicultural Kid Blogs for recommendations ranging from picture book to YA! Or check out the Read Around the World Pinterest page with all the recs from the past five years.

  • Review of The Sun is Also a Star by Nicola Yoon

    Review of The Sun is Also a Star by Nicola Yoon

    Today is my last recommendation for Multicultural Kid Blogs Read Around the World Summer Series, but the series keeps going through August!

    If you’re looking for amazing kid lit, from picture book to young adult, check out the series’ Pinterest page where you can read more than 100 recommendations of books from all over the world. https://www.pinterest.com/MKBlogs/read-around-the-world-summer-reading-series/

    Or check out the series’ homepage! http://multiculturalkidblogs.com/read-around-world-summer-reading-series-2017/

  • Review of The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas

    Review of The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas

    It’s time for Multicultural Kid Blogs’ Read Around the World Series, an amazing collection of kid lit recommendations from multicultural families around the world. I’m excited to recommend the first young adult novel of this year’s series: The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas.

    If you want to see all the books recommendations, ranging from picture books to young adult, check out the series homepage! http://multiculturalkidblogs.com/read-around-world-summer-reading-series-2017/

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  • Projeto Tamar: Saving Sea Turtles along Brazil’s Coast

    Projeto Tamar: Saving Sea Turtles along Brazil’s Coast

    Hello, adorable baby sea turtle!

    Today is world turtle day! Hooray for the turtles!

    In honor of turtles everywhere, I wanted to give a shout out to one of my favorite places to spend an afternoon in Vitoria: Projeto Tamar.

     

    Projeto Tamar is an NGO working throughout Brazil to study, protect, and rescue sea turtles. The name comes from the Portuguese for sea turtle, tartaruga marinha. Five species of sea turtle nest along Brazil’s coast, and one of Projeto Tamar’s initiatives it to observe and protect their nests. To date, Projeto Tamar has protected more than 25,000,000 baby turtles from egg to ocean. The organization also works with local fishermen to develop alternative methods that reduce the risk of sea turtle death from nets and has facilities up and down Brazil that work to educate the public about sea turtles and their major threats.

     

    They’re so close! Just a little pet…

    One unique skill I’ve developed since moving to Vitoria is sea turtle spotting. I can spot the shiny head of a turtle popping up for a breath in my peripheral vision at high noon without sunglasses. It’s one of the unintended consequences of my expat life. I’ve also become quite the amateur expert on sea turtles thanks to our regular visits to our local Projeto Tamar site. We take my daughter, but I’m the one hovering a little too close to the babies the staff always keep their eyes on. They look just like leaves bobbing in the water. A little touch wouldn’t hurt. I’d only use one finger. I’d be sooooo gentle.

    In honor of turtles everywhere and to show off my sea turtle trivia, here are five facts I’ve learned thanks to Projeto Tamar.

    Fact 1 The sea turtle species that nest along Brazil’s coast are olive ridely, green, hawksbill, loggerhead, and leatherback. The turtles I regularly see in the bay are young green turtles.

    This poor olive ridely was hit by a boat. It was rescued by Projeto Tamar and now gets physical therapy for its front flipper every Monday.

    Fact 2 Over the course of a year, the leatherbacks which nest here will migrate between Brazil and Africa. That is some impressive swimming.

    Fact 3 Most sea turtles lay between 100 – 200 eggs per nest.

    Fact 4 Experts estimate only about 1 in a thousand babies reaches adulthood in natural condition. 1 in a 1,000! Why so few? Well…

    Fact 5 Sea turtles don’t reach maturity until 10-50 years old depending on the species. That’s a long time to try and avoid all the fishermen, boats, and plastic bags masquerading as jellyfish. Odds are against surviving all those threats for five decades. It’s why killing the moms as they’re laying eggs and then harvesting the eggs is so devastating for the species.

    Fortunately in Brazil, Projeto Tamar has worked with local communities to dramatically reduce the hunting of turtles while they lay their eggs. In fact, Projeto Tamar has been working for 37 years, just long enough that they’ve recorded an 87% increase in babies hatched over the last five years compared to the previous five. The first few groups of turtles hatched under the protection of the project are finally old enough to come back and lay eggs of their own.

    And what adorable babies hatch out of the eggs! Someday, I will convince a volunteer to let me hold. Surely out of over 25,000,000, there’s one baby turtle who doesn’t mind being held by a doting human aunt perfectly willing to handle chopped up pieces of fish and squid for feedings. Just for a few seconds?

     

     

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  • 5 Amazing Brazilian Children’s Authors

    5 Amazing Brazilian Children’s Authors

    When I first began shopping for children’s books in Brazil, I had a hard time finding books by Brazilians. It was crazy. I was in Saraiva, one of the major chain bookstores in Brazil, and I noticed the books I’d picked were all translations from American authors. So I began hunting for books by Brazilians. I picked up one book after another. Published in France. Published in the UK. Published in Italy. I picked up one with a Macaw on the front. Macaws are from the Amazon. It had to be Brazilian. Nope. Published in Columbia.

    There are of course many amazing Brazilian authors writing for children, but despite amazing native authors and children’s lit community, I had to research and order books by Brazilians. My local chain bookstore in Vitoria was no help, which is just wrong.

    So I’d like to introduce five of my favorite Brazilian children’s book authors. I’ve included links for English translations when available. Based on what Spanish speaking friends have told me, a native Spanish speaker should have no trouble reading the Portuguese, but I’d love to get more Brazilian kid lit translated into English. I’ll add it to the list of life goals.

    ANA MARIA MACHADO

    Machado was born in Rio de Janeiro in 1941 and has written over 100 books for children. In 2000, Machado won the international Hans Cristian Andersen Award, which designated her one of the greatest children’s authors in the world. She began writing in 1969 and wrote specifically for children because during the military dictatorship in Brazil, children’s literature along with poetry and song, “were amongst the few literary forms with which, through the poetic and symbolic use of language, you could make the ideas of a joie de vivre, individual freedom and respect for human rights known.” Some of her most famous books include A Menina Bonita do Laço de Fita, about a white bunny who desperately wants to become a beautiful black like the little girl next door and the advice she gives him, and Bisa Bia, Bisa Bel, about a girl’s internal dialogue with her great-grandfather and her own great-granddaughter. A Menina Bonita do Laço de Fita is available in English on Amazon.

     

     

    CECILIA MEIRELES

    Born in Rio de Janeiro in 1901, Meirelles published her first work at the age of 18, and she was every bit the genius you’d assume based on that fact. She’s known in Brazil primarily as a poet, but she was also a professor, journalist, painter, playwright, and fiction author. There aren’t many types of writing she didn’t publish in. She could do it all. Meirelles was one of the first women in Brazil to be recognized as a great literary voice. Some of her most famous works for children are   “O Cavalinho Branco”, “Sonhos de Menina”, and “O Menino Azul”. The musicality of her lines is so strong, that “O Menino Azul” still sounded lovely when I read it aloud. (And as all adult learners of a second language know, nothing is harder to read aloud in a foreign language than poetry.) I haven’t been able to find any of her children’s works translated into English, but you can find many of her most famous poems translated in this anthology of Brazilian poets.

     

     

     

    EVA FURNARI

    Furnari is an Italian-Brazilian author-illustrator. I’ve been able to forgive her for hoarding so much talent (author-illustrators seem so unfairly awesome) because her characters are so delightfully quirky. Born in Rome in 1948, she moved to São Paulo at the age of two and has lived there ever since. She came to children’s books in the early 1980’s through art and initially worked exclusively an illustrator before creating her own characters and stories. One of her most famous characters is A Bruxinha Zuzu or Zuzu the Little Witch, who never quite seems to master the power of her magic wand.  Many of Funari’s books are textless, including our favorite A Bruxinha Zuzu e o Gato Miú, and can be enjoyed regardless of what languages you read. One of her most famous and award winning stories, Felpo Filva,  is available in English as Fuzz McFlops in both the US and UK.

     

     

    SONIA JUNQUEIRA

    Born in the state of Minas Gerais in 1945, Junqueira published her first book at the age of 37 and has gone on to write more than 100 children’s books. She worked as a professor and editor before becoming an author. My daughter and I discovered Junqueira through a book swap at school. My daughter, always the animal lover, picked up a book with a cute cat on the front porch. I was the first story in verse that was more poetry than story and I honestly wasn’t sure how well she’d like it. A Poesia na Varanda was a hit and inspired me to buy Where the Sidewalk Ends during our Christmas trip to the US. I haven’t found any English translations but many of her world are available outside Brazil in Portuguese through Kindle.

     

     

    VERONICA STIGGER

    Stigger is not really known as a children’s author. She’s a journalist, art critic, and writer primarily for adults known for challenging rules of genre and format in her work. Born in the state of Porto Alegre in 1973, Stigger began working as an essayist for radio and television. She then pursued a PhD in Art theory and Criticism and pursued research and various post-doctoral work before publishing her first collection of stories for adults in 2004. So not a career kid lit writer. However, one of her most recent books, Onde a Onça Bebe Água, Where the Jaguar Drinks Water, is one of the best books I’ve read for teaching empathy and seeing the world through a another’s eyes. In the story, Jaci is forced to consider the world from the perspective of the Jaguar he’s ends up dining with. Unfortunately, there isn’t an English translation of it or any of her books that I can find but several of her adults works do have Spanish versions available on Amazon.

  • 20 Fabulous Picture Books with Diverse Female Protagonists

    20 Fabulous Picture Books with Diverse Female Protagonists

    To celebrate International Women’s Day this week, I watched a lot of videos with infuriating facts. As a writer, book lover, and mother of a daughter, this one caught my attention. It made me get up and go straight to my daughter’s bookshelves.

    One thing I can do right now to combat the publishing industry’s gender bias in kid’s lit is help spread the word about amazing picture books with female protagonists and encourage you to buy them. (Because sales matter!) And don’t buy them just for girls, please!

    It’s important to read books with female protagonists to boys because reading about people different from ourselves teaches empathy. Shannon Hale, prolific author in every age group (her Princess in Black books appear on my list) wrote an amazing post about the dangers of not giving books with female protagonists to boys. Reading diversely also develops a realistic idea about the world which is filled with different kinds of people. I didn’t think twice about reading Peter’s Snowy Day to my daughter, despite the fact she is not a boy, black, or ever going to see snow outside her door. It’s a delightful human story and that’s what matters.

    The books on my list are funny, exciting, and thought provoking stories that both girls and boys will enjoy. They’re set in countries all over the world and feature characters of different colors, languages, and cultures. The only commonality is that all the main characters are human female. (Sorry, Olivia. Female animal protagonists didn’t count for this list. You’re still totally awesome though!)

    20 Fabulous Picture Books with Diverse Female Protagonists (In no order other than how I came to them on my daughter’s shelf)

    Journey by Aaron Becker This stunning and wordless book, follows the adventure of a girl as she journeys to a fantastical land with the help of a magic crayon. There are enchanting forests, flying carpets, and bad guys on air ships!

     

     

     

    Normal Norman by Tara Lazar illustrated by Stephen Britton  This book is laugh out loud adorable as the narrator tries to define the word “normal” using a totally average orangutan. Things start to go wrong starting with Norman’s refusal to eat a banana and his preerence for pizza.

     

     

     

    If You Give a Pig a Pancake by Laura Numeroff illustrated by Felicia Bond  If you loved what happens when you give a mouse a cookie, check out what one little girl has to deal with when she caves to a pig’s demands.

     

     

     

     

    Viva Frida by Yuyi Morales  This is one of the most gorgeous books my daughter owns. The text (what very little there is) in both English and Spanish goes through the themes in Khalo’s work, such as live, imagine, create. The illustrations are bright and vibrant and straight out of a dream.

     

     

     

    Paper Bag Princess by Robert Munsch illustrated by Michael Martchenko  I’m not at all opposed to Princesses if they’re one among many different types of characters and take matters in their own hands like Princess Elizabeth. She has no intention of letting that dragon get away with burning down her castle and stealing her fiance.

     

     

     

    The Rough Face Girl by Rafe Martin illustrated by David Shannon  In addition to the beautiful illustrations, the heroine wins the day because of her character. She’s not pretty. She doesn’t have fancy clothes, but she sees the beauty and power in nature and understands what’s truly valuable. Yes, the book is about a young woman looking for a husband, but the message about character over appearance and clothes is an important one for all kids.

     

     

     

    My Two Grannies by Floella Benjamin illustrated by Margaret Chamberlain In addition to featuring females both young and old, black and white, the book also deal with two different cultures mixing! Multicultural, multiracial, and female protagonists! There is no reason not to have this book on your kid’s shelf.

     

     

     

     

    Pretty Salma by Niki Daly   A Little Red Riding Hood tale set in Ghana. What I love about this version is that Salma redeems herself after getting tricked by coming up with the idea for how to scare away Mr. Dog and save Granny.

     

     

     

    My Pet Dragon by Christoph Niemann  Lin has lost her pet dragon! She has to go on an adventure to find him and along the way the illustrator cleverly introduces some Chinese characters. Of your kid isn’t going to be fluent in Mandarin at the end, but thank to this book my daughter is ware that not all languages use an phonetic alphabet like English.

     

     

     

    Menina Bonita do Laço de Fita by Ana Maria Machado illustrated by Claudius  A Brazilian story about a beautiful little girl who so captivates a neighboring bunny that he wants desperately to become black like her. She gives him all sorts of funny tricks to turn black. None of them work. Don’t worry if you can’t read Portuguese. There’s an English version on Amazon.

     

     

     

    The Most Magnificent Thing by Ashley Spires illustrated by Mark Pett  Yes, this book is about a girl who loves to build things (awesome!), but that’s not the reason I bought it. My daughter gets frustrated easily and goes from fine to throwing things in a heartbeat. Just like the girl in the story. If you know a kid who has trouble coping with frustration when things don’t work exactly right, this book is a MUST read.

     

     

     

    The Girl Who Never Made Mistakes by Gary Rubenstein Similarly to The Most Magnificent Thing, this book is great for kids who stress about being perfectionists and have a hard time dealing when things don’t work exactly the way they wanted. Spolier alert: A mistake is eventually made and lessons are learned.

     

     

    As Mil e Umas Historias de Manuela by Marcelo Weberson illustrated by Maluf Santiago  Ok, I don’t think there’s an English version of this, but Portuguese and Spanish speakers (because really they’re almost the same language) will love this story of a girl who devours books. Literally. She consumes so many books, she literally becomes a book and the only cure is to write her own story using all the words she has inside of her.

     

     

     

    Wave by Suzy Lee  This is a gorgeous, wordless story about a curious girl, a sunny day, and a playful wave. Lee is a fantastic illustrator from South Korea and her primarily ink drawings are stunning. If your child loves the beach, she will adore this book.

     

     

    Biscuit series by Alyssa Capucilli illustrated by Pat Schories  This is a series of simple stories about a girl and her dog, Biscuit, because it’s not only boys who love their dogs. My daughter adores animals. We bought her first Biscuit story to go with a veterinarian costume. Now that she is starting to read, Biscuit books are great first readers.

     

     

     

    Rosie Revere Engineer & Ada Twist Scientist by Andrea Beaty illustrated by David Roberts  Diverse representation in children’s literature is so important and Beaty has written two amazing books that feature girls in STEM fields. They’re rhyming books and a joy to read aloud, and the illustrations are so much fun.

     

    I Am Jane Goodall by Brad Meltzer illustrated by Christopher Eliopoulos  At the end of the video above, the girls asks if the bookseller has any books about a girl going to Mars. Studies have shown that by 5 years old kids already think certain jobs are “for boys”. This book is part of the Ordinary People Change World series. It’s a delightful collection about real people from history in all different professions. Books feature Rosa Parks, Helen Keller, Amelia Earhart, Eleanor Roosevelt, Sacagawea and Lucille Ball for your budding activists, teachers, pilots, politicians, or comedians.

     

     

    Mufaro’s Beautiful Daughters by John Steptoe  I remember my teacher reading this book to my class in elementary school. It’s a Cinderella story but in this version both sisters are equally physically beautiful. It’s Nyasha’s generosity and respect for all creatures and nature that sets her apart from her selfish sister.

     

     

     

     

    I Wonder by Annaka Harris illustrated by John Rowe  I love this book about a mother and daughter on a walk wondering about…everything really. The book has a beautiful message. It’s ok to say, “I don’t know,” and the beauty of not knowing allows all to wonder about the mysteries of the universe.

     

     

     

    The Princess in Black by Shannon & Dean Hale illustrated by LeUyen Phan  This is an illustrated early chapter book and was one of the first chapter books my daughter stayed interested several nights in a row. I love Princess Magnolia, and I think her adventures fighting monsters would appeal to girls and boys. I love the message. You can enjoy a frilly dress at the tea party and also love wearing a mask and boots and fighting monsters. A kid doesn’t have to chose between sparkly tiaras and being a hero.

     

     

     

    So those are a few of my favorite pictures books with female protagonists. When you get into chapter books…wow! There’s Matilda, El Deafo, Little Women, Island of the Blue Dolphin, Anne of Green Gable, Smile, and anything by Judy Blume. But that’s another list for another post.

    Obviously there are so many more great picture books not on the list. If I’ve left off one of your favorites, please add it in the comments!! I’m always on the lookout for new additions to our library! Our copy of Goodnight Stories for Rebel Girls is on the way!

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  • Our Walk to School

    Our Walk to School

    IMG_1405Our Walk to School   A one act play inspired by true events with a 5-year-old.

    Mom: (Shouted from front door) Ok, time to go. Do you have your shoes on, yet?

    Kiddo: (Shouted from bedroom) Not yet. I need to finish something.

    Mom: (Shouted as pleasantly as possible to avoid a last minute fight but forceful enough to convey annoyance at shoes still being on.) No, you don’t. I’ve already asked you several times to put your shoes on. Now, it’s time to go. We’re going to be late for swim class.

    Kiddo: (Shouted in complete indifference) I’m almost finished.

    Mom: (Marches into child’s bedroom.) What are you doing? Why are your shorts and undies around your ankles?

    Kiddo: I had to go pee pee.

    Mom: But why are your shorts still around your ankles?

    Kiddo: I’m trying to make the top spin.

    Mom: Why wouldn’t you pull up your pants first? And why are you playing with a top? Ok, stop. We need to go. Where are your shoes?

    Kiddo: (Leaving the top aside and picking up a book off the floor while still half naked.) I don’t know. Mommy, can we read The Book with No Pictures?

    Mom: No, not right now. We’re going to be late for swim class if we don’t leave right now! Please, pull your shorts up while I find your shoes.

    Mom leaves to find the shoes, one under the couch and one under the desk in the office. She returns to child’s room where Kiddo is now fully clothed but minus socks and looking at her calendar.

    Mom: What happened to your socks!

    Kiddo: I don’t like that pair. I want to wear my spider socks. Mommy, what day is Christmas?

    Mom: (Through gritted teeth.) A long time away but it won’t matter because if you’re late to swim class Santa won’t come. (Kiddo drops to floor and starts trying to put shoes on. Mom picks up and puts away unsatisfactory first pair of socks.)

    Kiddo: (Teary eyed and whimpering) It’s too tight! (Slams be-shoed foot on ground repeatedly.) Mommy, it’s too tight.

    Mom: (Exhales slowly) Because it’s on the wrong foot.

    Kiddo: Oh! (Giggles)

    Mom: Why are you only using one hand? You can’t put tennis shoes on with only one hand. We need to leave now!

    Kiddo: I pinched my finger in the drawer getting my spider socks and now it hurts. I can’t use it.

    Mom: (Muttering) For the love of… (Squats and puts child’s shoes on totally over trying to foster independence this morning) Ok, we’re ready! Yay! Let’s go. (Mom grabs school bag and purse and runs to door.)

    Kiddo: (Pulling on Mom’s shirt while she locks door)  Tell a story! Tell a story!

    Mom: I will when we get to the sidewalk, ok? Let’s start walking first.

    Kiddo: (Foot touches the sidewalk. Tugs Mom’s hand.) Ok, tell the story! Tell the story!

    Mom: (As they walk to school) Ok, where were we? So the Bowser kids decided they were going to play a trick on their Dad…

    Kiddo: Noooo. Not a Bowser kid story. I want a Mario story.

    P1000912Mom: Oh, ok. One day Mario was walking through the forest on his way to Princess Peach’s castle for tea when he heard a noise and Yoshi appeared.

    Kiddo: No, not Yoshi! It was a little Eevee. It was going “Eevee! Eevee!” (Jumps up and down and flails arms) Because it lost its family.

    Mom: So Mario heard a noise and saw a very strange creature by the river. Mario thought it looked like a Pokemon so he called his good friend Ash and asked “Do you know want this is?” Mario held up his phone so Ash could see Eevee and Ash said…

    Kiddo: (Yanking on Mom’s hand) That’s when Mario sees another Pokemon! A Squirtle!  It said “Squirtle! Squirtle!” and it was soooo adorable! And Mario took it to Princess Peach’s castle. And she thought it was so adorable. (Pause) C’mon Mommy! Tell the story! (Pulls on Mom’s arm)

    Mom: Mario thought Princess Peach could help the lost Pokemon get back to their world so he took them to Peach’s castle and…

    Kiddo: Then all the Pokemon appeared!!! There was a Charmeleon and a Bulbasaur and an Amaura, a Rhyhorn, a Leafeon! All the Pokemon!

    Mom: So when Mario got to Peach’s castle he was shocked to find it filled with Pokemon! There was a Lapras swimming in the fountain and Ponyta eating the roses in the garden. Inside the castle, there were Zubats and Pidgies and Fledglings flying around and pooping on everything!

    Kiddo: (Shrieks with laughter) They were pooping on the table, on the floor, on Luigi’s head.

    Mom: Oh, Luigi’s there?

    Kiddo: Yes, a Pidgey pooped right on his head!

    Mom: Luigi walked into the castle and felt a splat on top of his head. Fortunately, he was wearing a hat.

    Kiddo: But then he took it off and a Zubat pooped on his hair! (Hops up and down laughing and clapping her hands)

    Mom: Well, Princess Peach was very upset all these Pokemon were destroying her castle…

    Kiddo: So she called the Ghostbusters!

    Mom: The Ghostbusters? Why would she call the Ghostbusters?

    Kiddo: Because they catch Pokemon and ghosts.

    Mom: Ok…so Princess Peach calls the Ghostbusters. They bring their special…

    Kiddo: (Yanking on Mom’s hand) You have to sing the song!

    Mom: (Glances around to see how many people will get to enjoy this) Na,na,na,na,na,na. Na,na,na,na,na,na. There’s something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call?

    Mom & Kiddo: Ghostbusters!

    Mom: So the Ghostbusters show up at Peach’s castle and begin catching all the Pokemon. They had some trouble with Charizard though. It was perched on top of the tallest tower and refused to come down. Peach was very upset because it was going to be a major pain to replace the roof tiles on the highest tower. She asked the Ghostbusters…

    Kiddo: Then the little Eevee appeared and snuggled up to Princess Peach. And Princess Peach thought it was so adorable, she wanted to keep it forever. But the Eevee missed its family. So Peach decided to keep all the Eevees and Vaporeons and Leafeons and Sylveons. And then a cute, little Amaura appeared and licked Peach’s face and it was so cute. Peach decided to keep it and used her Harry Potter magic wand to create an ice cave in the yard for the Amaura to live in because it was too hot outside. Then Peach heard the Eevee crying “Eevee! Eevee!” because Team Rocket was trying to catch it!

    Long Pause. Kiddo looks up at Mom.

    Kiddo: C’mon Mommy! (Shakes Mom’s arm.) Tell the story!

    Mom: Why don’t you tell the story?

    Kiddo: Because I don’t know the story!

    Mom: But you do! You’ve been the one telling it for the last block and…

    Kiddo: I don’t KNOW the story! You have to tell it!

    Mom: (sighs) So Team Rocket captured Eevee in a net and was pulling it up to their hot air balloon.

    Kiddo: No, they were in a giant Meowth robot! That was electric proof so Pikachu couldn’t help Eevee escape.

    Mom: What Pikachu?

    Kiddo: Ash’s Pikachu.

    Mom: When did Ash and Pikachu show up?

    Kiddo: They came with the Ghostbusters.

    Mom: Oh, look! Here we are! And there’s your class headed to pool. Better hurry. Bye, love you! (Mom and Kiddo hug and kiss) Have a great day at school!

    Kiddo: And you can finish the story when we walk home! (Skips off, waving)

    Mom: (Sinks down onto a bench) Sure. Can’t wait.

    Lights fade to black.

    This play is based on every walk to school we’ve taken this past year. It is not an exaggeration. It is truth. And it is every single day.

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  • MKB Read Around the World Series: Under a Painted Sky

    MKB Read Around the World Series: Under a Painted Sky

    Today for MKB’s Read Around the World Series, I’m recommending a beautiful tale of friendship set during the Oregon Trail! It’s a beautiful book and a must read for any history or adventure lovers!